Voice over man and some intro text explains 'The Multiverse' in which there are 124 Jet Li's. Or specifically 124 alternate universes. There's probably even one where I'm a famous movie blogger. Anyway these Jet Li's are being killed by an evil Jet Li who is really evil. You get to see a few mugshots of the 124 and to be fair, they deserve to be deaded for the hilarious wigs and cheesey expressions that Jet wears. This may be the best bit of the film. Or a close second to the bit where Carla Gugino (who I have a bit of a thing for but she never calls anymore) releases a rat from the heel of her shoe which goes and blows up. Bad rat. You don't get to see the other 123 nice rats. You do get to see nice Jet Li's wedding pic though. More cheese.
Evil Li is hunted by a fluffy haired Jason Statham who mutters and grunts in a bizarre mid-Atlantic accent. Some chasey, shooty things happen involving piss-poor speed up running, future tech guns that look like they came from Poundland and....oh I can't remember.... all set to a Linkin Park or some other ear-bad soundtrack. It's gash. Here is my collage of gashness.
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