Hitman

Videogame. Film. Never played Hitman game but have now seen film. Um, usual double cross storyline and stuff. Timmy Elephant was Mr Hitman and spent lots of the film looking at people through the zoom on his gun. Even when he wasn't doing the shooty business. He not heard of binoculars. More important question for first half of film - who is that Interpol bloke? Then it clicked. He's Byron Wordsworth from CBeebies.

I may have lost some of the intricate plotting and elaborate story arcs whilst trying to remember that. Some of the blokes playing Russians were enormously rubbish. Especially the one who called in the helicopter gunship. Which in itself was a really rubbish idea. And what was the solemn 'let's put our guns down and get out swords instead' bit all about? And if you'd written some elaborate code to erase a hard drive when someone hits a key, would you really be bothered about making it flash up "Hard drive permanently erased" afterwards?

Best bit of film?

 Me sorry.