Ooh, look at little Arnie turning into grown up Arnie whilst pushing a big wheel round and round. His physique in this film is ridiculous! Muscle hustle. Aaaah - he's being attacked by a crazy fire witch bitch. Ok now. Right on to a long running montage with his new friend. Bless him. Oh now he's got himself a lady friend. Conan the cuddler.
Two animal scenes made me giggle. First Conan decks a camel (think he was giving him the hump) and then he bites into the neck of a fake vulture.
The spooky nymph thingies trying to drag him off to the netherworld were cool for 1982. Also cool was Conan's lady chum in her Kiss make up. I'm really enjoying this film.
Eeek! Darth Viper attacks!
Everything's ok now. The picture at the end of King Conan on his throne was awesome. A real throne, not a picture of him having a poo.
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