Friday, 5 March 2010

Jennifer's Body

A skanky turd of a movie. Not helped by me feeling rough and being in a fuck of a grumpy mood. Bad week. There was some spiky, black vomit. Not in my week silly you - in this film. Umm, what else happened? Some stuff that was not worth looking at. Even Mmmm Fox didn't deliver on the film's title - not once was I distracted from my choc and wine gorgefest (like I said, bad week) by carnal treats. Lance Henriksen looks old and JK Simmons is pretending to be Dr No. The last two films I've seen have been poo. Me no happy and like not this film diet. Some tastier morsels promised at the cinema this month though yeh?

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